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Aug 2023
41m 9s

Bewbs vs. Shark - The Shallows (2016)

The Salty Nerd
About this episode

Do you like hot chicks? Do you like sharks? Do you like hot chicks and sharks fighting to the death? Then we have a movie for you! A little sleeper of a film called The Shallows from 2016, starring Blake Lively and... no one else.

The Salty Nerds continue with their August Bites 2023 watches with this film about a former medical student who goes to a secluded beach to surf but gets stranded on a rock when she accidentally wades into a deadly shark's feeding ground. Hilarity ensues.

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