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Feb 2023
11m 8s

My Parents Pretended To Be Models

Story Time Animated
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Hi, I’m Eliza and I’m from Scotland. When I discovered my parents had been lying to me my whole life I was determined to make them pay.

My parents were always control freaks, ever since I was a little kid. They never let me join sleepovers, not even playdates. One time when I sneaked over to my friend Jessica’s house after school, they found out and crashed at her house like some sort of SWAT team.

“PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!”

Luckily for me Jessica didn’t dump me then and there. She actually ended up becoming my best friend, and I’m pretty sure if I didn’t have Jessica I would have never survived my parents’ controlling ways.

In Maths class Jessica and I were complaining about my parents when suddenly the cutest boy in the world walked in. Think young Leonardo DiCaprio meets Harry Styles. I was instantly in love.

“Jessica, that boy is SO cute.”

“I know! I’m gonna ask him out.”

I looked at Jessica. “What? Who says YOU get to ask him out?”

“Huh? Why not?”

“He’s mine!”



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