I was sitting in my favourite restaurant having lunch with my girlfriends, when I saw my boyfriend, Adam, coming over to me.
“Hi Babe.” He said.
“Oh, yeah, hi.” I replied. “Listen, I don’t think you should call me babe anymore.”
“Why not?”
“Because we’re over!”
“What do you mean?”
“You know, you’re dumped!” I went on. “You’ve served your purpose but I’m bored with you now!”
Adam walked away from our table, he looked heartbroken. I rolled my eyes at my friends.
“What a loser!” I said, laughing.
They all burst out laughing too.
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