About this episode
Mar 19
Consciously Unconscious
On this episode, Heather is back from Japan and has already put on her Nurse Ratchet outfit. There is no rest yet, she has to now take care of a toddler, figure out what to do with a frozen Christmas ham and get a surgery scheduled. She takes on voicemails about the origins of ti ... Show More
1h 11m
Mar 13
Replay: Princess of Peace
On this episode from March 9, 2022, we hear Heather go on a real tear about International Women's Day. Coming off of a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes on tour, she's back with attitude and some Heather health advice (we all know she is not a Dr., but wears a short white co ... Show More
48m 59s
Mar 11
Get Thee to Therapy with Nicole Byer
On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow comedian Nicole Byer. They chat about meeting in the NYC comedy scene, the Heated Rivalry boys, and disassociating while on stage performing. They take on a voicemail about having sex dreams about a boss. You can find Nicole’s new crowd wo ... Show More
1h 12m
Mar 2023
It’s a Whale Watch, Not a Whale Show
This week, Busy and Caissie have returned from their mini-tour and are back in their respective homes. Busy has had a couple of uncomfortable confrontations in New York City and Caissie is considering a unique funeral service for her mother. Busy shares a memory of something mira ... Show More
2h 47m
Jul 2025
Brain death by sex
36m 21s
Aug 2025
Renee Rapp
<p>This week all our prayers have been answered and lesbian icon Renee Rapp is on the pod!! We talk all things lezzer including but not limited to scissoring, strap ons, astrology and Wicked. Enjoy!! Go to her socials for info on tour dates this fall! insta: @reneerapp tiktok: @r ... Show More
56m 37s
Aug 2025
"getting stuffed"
43m 24s
Apr 2025
Protection by pussy wall
44m 33s
Jan 2025
Re-release: Toolkit to Navigate Bad Days
<p>As we step into the new year, we recognize that this has been a challenging time for many. Whether you’re navigating personal struggles, grieving a loss, or feeling the impact of the devastating Southern California fires, we want you to know that you’re not alone—we’re here to ... Show More
59m 9s
Oct 2024
192: A Simply Irresistible Hotline Episode
<p>On today’s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ‘90s films <em>Simply Irresistible</em> and <em>Kissing Jessica Stein</em>, our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, <em>Death B ... Show More
1h 2m
May 2025
I told Hailey Bieber I'm a lesbian
43m 48s
Oct 2025
CATFISHED IRL
<p>This week, the girls dive into Taylor Swift’s new album <em>The Life of a Showgirl </em>and share their unfiltered first impressions before getting into some of the craziest catfishing stories you’ve ever heard. From fake friend identities that go way too far, to situations th ... Show More
1h 3m
Sep 2024
Shoot the Shit: Wedding Prep, Italy Vacations, and BIG Life Updates!
<p>In this episode of <em>Transform</em>, the Samis are back with another fun and candid Sami C Shoot the Shit segment, where they catch up on everything happening in their lives. Sami Clarke is just two months away from her wedding, and she’s spilling all the tea on her bac ... Show More
52m 44s
On this episode the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is back from her whirlwind week abroad after stalking down Harry Styles in italy. She sweat it out in the bathrooms at the Firenze Outlets, ate her weight in salami and handed out band aids to the youth at the music festival. SHE'S BACK BABY!!!!
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