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Don't Embarrass Us in Front of James Blunt!!

Joanne is live from Ibiza and has made a devastating discovery: she might be too old for clubbing. The solution? Retrain as a brunch DJ... Vogue's in Spain too with Spenny who this week told her she's "hardly going to look slender" (he meant well)...Elsewhere, Usher brought a wom ... Show More

45m 26s

Jul 29

MTGM EXTRA! "Well I've seen your b**bs but you won't show me the rest"

Joanne is live from Ibiza (medicated and hydrated), Vogue is pregnant on a beach and apparently that's illegal now, and Grace Campbell has just walked into frame completely starkers. It's chaos.This week's email comes from a listener trapped in what can only be described as Irela ... Show More

24m 13s

Jul 24

A warning about Ibiza...

If the next episode is late, or doesn't happen at all, what you need to know is that Joanne is travelling to Ibiza tomorrow and she's SUPPOSED to be recording the Wednesday episode on Monday morning... Good luck everyone. Before the inevitable happens, though, there's reflection ... Show More

50m 12s

Nov 2024

Sick, Halloween & I'm A Celeb: Unpacked

Joel is off to Australia! But why?? All the while, Hannah is soldiering on after a VERY bad night. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Pleas ... Show More

42m 14s

Oct 2024

Science, Maths & Foreplay

It's one of those 'all sorts' episodes this week. You know the type... We learn things, we laugh and then Joel tells a story that Hannah wishes he hadn't. One of THOSE. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes ... Show More

44m 48s

Nov 2024

Marriage Contracts, W*nk Sleeves & YoYos

This week on Spencer and Vogue: Spen's acquired a huge amount of sex toys, including a very sexy wank sleeve, we find out about giraffes, Spen's off to a premiere with a certain Mr Mescal, marriage contracts and kids toys.Remember, if you want to get involved you can:Email us at ... Show More

41m 47s

Feb 2024

GET A LEGEND'S NUMBER: "That's VERY chat-up..."

Joel got someone's number this week (a total ledge as well!) and Hannah was absolutely fine about it... Plus, belly button fluff, a pre-Bafta party and some boobs.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod You can even take the conversation to the OFFICIAL Never Have I ... Show More

41m 4s

Dec 2024

BONUS: "Both at the same time?!"

Joel has a big confession this week. Hannah sort of knew, but there were crucial details which she would rather not have known! Plus, is it fine to fancy the pictures of yourselves when you were younger and hotter?Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nev ... Show More

19m 5s

Dec 2023

BONUS: "No one hates me. No one loves me."

Joel is dealing with a revelation this week... Where exactly does he fit into this whole 'fame' game? Plus, an email about getting down to business in the face of adversity. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod This episode contains explicit language and adult th ... Show More

15m 46s

Apr 2024

EROTIC NOVELS & HYPNOSIS: "A very sexual couple."

Well, it's a busy one this week, but why not when they've reached the century!? Hannah & Joel have given erotic novels a spin, but not just that... It's also time for Joel to stop ripping his fingers apart and that's where Tania the hypnotherapist comes in! If you'd like to reque ... Show More

43m 31s

Jun 2024

BONUS: "I know it's a mad thing to think about..."

Joel gets right into the weird this week. Plus... Twins, pumping, throwing eggs and the millennium. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Plea ... Show More

22m 30s

MTGM EXTRA! "Why do I have sex dreams ab...