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Jul 2023
41m 52s

Nicole Wins an Orgasm Contest (w/ Matteo...

Headgum & Nicole Byer
About this episode

Comedian and friend Matteo Lane returns to the podcast! They reminisce about his love life since his last episode, getting kicked off Grindr and Tinder for "catfishing" as himself, and why men are intimidated by successful women. Nicole wins the orgasm contest at the Thunder from Down Under Vegas show. Matteo hooks up with a dancer from Magic Mike. Plus, a whole lot more. 

 


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