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Jun 2023
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What Would You Do if You Found Them Ninj...

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Once again the boys have found themselves in a sewer looking for clams but this time they’ve found some slopped up turtles and they appear to be growing up at an alarming rate! From teenage mutant toddler turtles to teenage mutant teenage turtles, the boys are taking it upon themselves to raise their new found turtle sons which inevitably ends up with the turtles being used in one of their harebrained schemes. Jackson wants them as goons for a security scam, Zammit wants to run a legitimate landscaping business and JD forgets his turtle sons are actually his tortoise sons. So inject us straight into your veins to get that feeling of blappiness and don’t trust anything Al Pacino tells you when you’re on a bus.



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