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Nov 2018
38m 38s

#56: E.S.M.B. - Vampire Boyfriend

The Cryptonaut Podcast.
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Paranormal babies, existential orgasms and time travel scams. You’ve been squatched!

Episode Reference Links:Bride-to-be Amethyst Realm is about to marry a ghost — and says they’ve already consummated the marriage https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/bridetobe-amethyst-realm-is-about-to-marry-a-ghost-and-says-theyve-already-consummated-the-marriage/news-story/e9cda0b0fdb12341d9851d7b8cf5bf20

Acting AG Matt Whitaker under fire for alleged Bigfoot, toilet, time travel scams https://www.syracuse.com/us-news/index.ssf/2018/11/matt_whitaker_bigfoot_toilet_time_travel.html

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