Comedian & professional party animal, Bert Kreischer AKA “The Machine” joins the boys to discuss why he thought Joe Rogan was into men, hooking up with Adriana Chechik, Hasbulla being a Russian spy, partying with Kim Jong Un, having a foursome with Dane Cook, smoking w/ Snoop Dogg, why he takes off his shirt so much, Mike dating Whitney Cummings, drinking 1 Gallon of PRIME/day, flying dildos & more…
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Timestamps:
0:00 Welcome Bert Kreischer! 💥
2:30 Bert Loves IMPAULSIVE & Paul Brothers! ❤️
4:43 Theo Von Is Fake…
7:20 Foursome w/ Dane Cook 🍑
9:14 Number 1 Party Animal From Florida! 🍺
13:56 Steroids & “Soft Water” 🍆
16:19 Ohio 18:26 “The Box” 😳
23:56 Bert Is Real Life ‘Yes Man’
27:49 Lucid Dreaming w/ Elvis! 🎸
32:13 Hitler & Winston Churchill
37:48 Logan’s Hates His Birthday! 😡
39:41 Pitching Johnny Knoxville Jacka*s
47:31 Hasbulla Is A Russian Spy! 🇷🇺
52:26 Logan’s Expensive Hobby 🦖
56:56 What Happens When You Die? 💀
59:42 Mike Majlak & Whitney Cummings In Love? 💘
1:03:50 Bert S**t His Bed… 💩
1:12:47 Accidentally Taking Molly w/ Ari & Joey Diaz
1:17:24 ‘I Thought Joe Rogan Was Gay’ 🏳️🌈
1:21:19 Advice For Kids Who Vape, Zyn Or Smoke 💨
1:28:45 Partying w/ Kim Jong Un & Tiger Woods 🥂
1:33:19 Bert Got Stopped At Border Patrol!
1:38:43 Surprising Bert w/ 1 Gallon PRIME 💦
1:42:09 “Tom Segura Is Dead Inside”
1:43:56 Jake Paul & Playboy Mansion Parties!
1:50:36 Doing Drugs & Ziplining! 💊
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