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Mar 2023
59m 7s

THE DOORDASH THIEF

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A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply.

Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military.

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