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Mar 2023
40m 45s

Pestle or Sex Toy? The Roman 'Dildo'

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About this episode

You may have seen the news that archaeologists have been reassessing a phallic object from Vindolanda Roman Fort in the north of Britain.


How does the saying go ... "If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck." Do you think this counts for d*cks too?


Today, Kate is talking to Rob Collins to find out how we can prove what an ancient artefact was actually used for.


*WARNING there are adult words and themes in this episode*


Produced by Charlotte Long and Sophie Gee. Mixed by Joseph Knight


Betwixt the Sheets: The History of Sex, Scandal & Society. A podcast by History Hit.


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