Whats up people, we've got The Machine in the building, Bert Kreischer. Schulz reached out to his 2 bears, 1 cave co-host Tom Segura to get some info on some of Berts fears... turns out he hates clowns and balloons. We DID NOT expect it to end up like this. INDULGE! 00:00 START 01:27 Rolex boys 04:59 WHO Picked berts movie wife? + kissing a new woman 08:42 W ... Show More
Yesterday
Jordan Jensen wants to Smash her Dad, Bad Acid Trips, & God is a Woman?
YERRR – this one’s off the rails. The boys go in on hot dads, horse girls, poppers, and stinky balls—yes, really. We got: – Trump, trauma dates & subway pitbulls – Molly, microdosing & addiction to love – Waxing, warlord comedy & stand-up at your dad’s funeral All that and more o ... Show More
2h 14m
Oct 1
Matt McCusker on Bad Bunny Super Bowl, Life as a Drug Dealer, + Schulz is Back
YERRR – Andrew’s back, and things get weird fast. From Bad Bunny hot takes to getting robbed, getting caught, and gangs, this episode goes off the rails. We got: – Native flutes & nocturnal emishes – Weddings, parenting guilt & TikTok scams – Sydney Sweeney tributes, and Matt on ... Show More
2h 4m
Sep 24
Dr. K on Fixing Your Anxiety, Redpill Men Are Good, & Beating Cheap Dopamine
YERRR – the boys linked up with Healthy Gamer GG for a marathon deep dive into the mind, ego, and trauma. Dr. K makes this episode part therapy, part philosophy, part “bro-yap,” and it gets real. Dr. Alok Kanojia and the boys are talking: – Mid-life crisis and almost becoming a m ... Show More
2h 43m
Apr 2023
Bert’s Biggest Fears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 179
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Bert’s experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, h ... Show More
1h 19m
Sep 2022
Ep. 149 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert discusses how he dresses like a child, Nadav is a genius, and his daughter going off to college. Tom talks about going to college with Prince Fielder, Bert talks about the differences between him and his ... Show More
1h 11m
Jun 2018
Bert “The Machine” Kreischer
The hysterical Bert Kreischer (BERT THE CONQUEROR, TRIP FLIP) is here for a new episode of Unqualified! First, Bert describes his friendship with comedian Tom Segura and discusses the importance of acknowledging mistakes made as a performer. Next, he gushes over his favorite Anna ... Show More
1h 29m
Mar 2022
Ep. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's experience watching Tyler Perry's "A Madea Homecoming," Britney Spears' insane Instagram posts, W. Kamau Bell's new docuseries "We Need to Talk About Cosby," and David Spade's episode of 2 Bea ... Show More
1h 21m
Jan 2020
Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all ... Show More
1h 12m