Episode 496: Purple Saturn Day

It’s hard to think of a more damning indictment of the state of the world in 2025 than the fact that a cheap RTS developed to shock people with gender stereotypes in 1996 is really tame in comparison to what happens today. What happens in this game is by no means good, but it pla ... Show More

You are a rock and roll musician who fights creatures in virtual reality! You embody rock'n'roll in every way except the music. What's more, you received a job offer from Uganda! 

Dynamite Dux is a forgotten Sega arcade beat-em-up with a profoundly cursed aura. Play five minutes of it and tell me this game isn’t haunted to hell and back. Then, come with us as we talk about the raunchy easter egg that took people 30 years to uncover. 

It's bad. But not because it's short. It's bad AND it's short.Support Watch Out for Fireballs! 

I don't get it. It's just the same game over and over and over and over and over and overSupport Watch Out for Fireballs! 

This is one of the best games of all time. Wipe that smile off your face. This isn't a joke to me.Support Watch Out for Fireballs! 

Hey folks, this is a quick announcement that's also a bummer. Earlier in the year we'd said that we planned to return to the Portland Retro Gaming Expo. We submitted a proposal for our panel, and waited, and waited, and waited... only to learn just recently that we'd ... Show More

Boy, I wonder if they're gonna defeat the evil.Support Watch Out for Fireballs! 

Prepare for Cringes and Groans: The Bad Jokes Brigade Returns! Get ready for another side-splitting (or is it side-groaning?) episode of The Mics Are Open. This week, the gang's back with a fresh batch of terrible jokes that will have you questioning your sanity – and wonderi ... Show More

It's just like we're back in King's Field.Support Watch Out for Fireballs! 

this one cuts out like 3 times but don't worry nothing was lost. Go watch A GOOD NIGHT Comedy Show @ Yuk Yuk's March 23rd @ 10 PM 

Claire pitches an light-bending idea, and Isaac's game idea is about exploring space and terraforming planets - do you think he's been playing No Man's Sky a lot again?? We talk about the games we uninstalled from our Switch and why we uninstalled them! This is Make T ... Show More

I really wanted to name this episode 'you can't have disciples without receipts' but it has nothing to do with it (its just an inside joke that came up toward the end). Anyway, the answer is, there's NOTHING wrong with being confident, and in this episode, I tell you why. Sending ... Show More