This week, Brooke and Connor are diving into the celebrity feud of the century: Hailey Bieber vs Selena Gomez. From the laminated eyebrows to salty Instagram posts, the only solution for this drama is to throw these two on a Wipeout course. Plus, they get deep and philosophical this episode because at the end of the day…one touch is really all it takes.
0:00 Cold Open
0:52 Intro
1:22 TMG Fantasy Stream
2:50 How Connor Beat Brooke In Fantasy
4:14 We Are Old AF
5:20 Happy Women’s Month!
6:22 A Horrifying ID Realization
7:14 Wet vs Dry Food
8:00 Should You Tip At Starbucks?
9:58 The Ethics Of Tipping
11:58 What Is Good With Starbucks Coffee?
13:00 Understanding Starbucks Sizes
15:47 Brooke’s Friends Visit Her
17:05 Tom Brady Needs To Chill
19:57 Cocaine Bear IS A Woman
21:50 Connor Gets Locked Out
26:53 Someone Broke Into Connor’s House?!
30:48 Burglary Exit Survey
31:38 Burglary Mystery Solved
33:18 Pee Break Interlude
35:45 Productivity Philosophy
38:52 Lady Gaga’s Lawsuit
41:04 What Would WE Do?
42:44 Loopholes In The Law
46:05 Selena Gomez vs Hailey Bieber
48:50 Put Selena and Hailey In The Ring
50:04 Our Toxic Traits
51:50 Just The Oil Change Please
52:41 Brooke Completes A New Year's Resolution!
53:53 Connor’s Erewhon Crash
55:17 Brooke’s Jaws Experience
57:19 Modern Day Philosophers
1:00:04 Andrew Garfield Is The Perfect Form
1:04:40 A Special Year For PR
1:06:05 Launching Brooke’s New Podcast
1:07:28 Smooches!!!