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Feb 2023
50m 35s

Breakin' Nooz: Rihanna edged us

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Plus: Madonna's face! Pamela Anderson! What the hell is ChatGPT and why does it think Rosie and Jacob are in love? And, in a SHOCKING turn of events, there's a big fight over the correct time to stand up after the plane lands.

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Watch John Mulaney in 'New In Town': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRD2lTD8J-s

And 'The Comeback Kid': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xUD7pmh5I

Listen to Rosie on It's A Lot with Abbie Chatfield: https://link.chtbl.com/IALrosie 

Howard Stern on Conan: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/conan-obrien-needs-a-friend/id1438054347 

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