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Feb 2023
39m 22s

Confession Corner: HORRIBLE DATES

Violet Benson
About this episode

WELCOME TO CONFESSION CORNER!

This week we’re diving into our worst first dates ever because well…everyone has one.

Join Violet as she listens and reacts to all of your most cringeworthy, hilarious, and unbelievable tales of dating disasters. From spending the night in the hospital to getting pegged with a pool ball, we've got it all. So grab a glass of wine, sit back, and be glad it wasn’t you who had to endure any of these disasters. 


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What to Listen For:

  • 00:00 Introduction
  • 01:29 He shattered glass and injured himself opening a window
  • 06:43 I got a DUI
  • 14:41 No offense to you, women are disgusting
  • 21:01 He asked me to pay for dinner
  • 25:10 Because I said no to sex, he messed up my birthday
  • 31:12 The secret to his curly hair


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