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Oct 2018
25m 35s

Help My Cat Ate A Condom

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About this episode

What does the breed of your dog say about you? How do you deal with your friend's pesky pet? And what do you do if your dog eats a condom? William and Jordan answer these questions and more as the boys tackle pets in this episode of the podcast.


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