The only thing more egregious than the FIA's corruption is Matt's deathbed voice (get well soon, bubbeleh!). The boys cover all the headlines from this week's Japanese GP including Pierre Gasly's warranted anger, why the FIA should hire us if they want to become really good at cheating, the cinematic story arc of Seb vs. Alonso, how Christian's whooping Toto in 3D chess, why we should invade Switzerland, Sir Lewis and Max being eerily similar, why Danny Ric has too much to live for, and 2 simple words that will solve Red Bull's cost cap issue: DEBIT CARD.

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