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Oct 2022
38m 36s

28: Dachshund's, Dicky Tummies and Dodgy...

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Warning, hide the kids, there’s swearing straight from the top of this one. 


(Return of the Sophie) Come on

(Return of the Sophie) Oh my God

(You know that she is back) Here she is!


Sophie returns from her week away in Portugal so there’s plenty to catch up on. The couple finalise the ‘Save the Dates’ and reveal what’s planned for future episodes.


As always, Jamie and Sophie discuss the most pressing topics, like leaving their giant pink vibrator out for the cleaner to find. Jamie discovers his true masculinity via his mushroom scented body and Sophie reads, potentially the most poignant poo story we’ve EVER been sent! 


‘Reverse Mr & Mrs’ gets serious. The final’s today. Whoever loses, faces the forfeit of a tattoo of the other persons choosing. Sophie is 3-2 up. It’s all to play for. 


Our beautiful ‘Wedding Favour’ this week is from Sam Crompton who has suggested hand written notes in bottles for all the guests. A lovely idea, thank you Sam.


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