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Sep 2022
58m 36s

"I'M AFRAID TO DIE"

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This is one of my favorite calls I’ve taken on this podcast: a caller and I discuss his persistent health anxiety and how it has leaked into all aspects of his life. We chat about what it means to navigate life while juggling a daunting fear of death, while also reflecting on how death unites us all.

Then a couple asks me to weigh in on a important disagreement they are caught in: is it gay to jizz on your own face?

Later a caller and I weigh the pros and cons of donating your sperm to a sperm bank. 
Then the podcast will be over and you can go do something else. I am a gecko. 

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