Brian's on the Greek Isles getting tzatziki massages poolside while Matt and Producer Jeni carry the weight of their incredibly successful podcast. The race may have been a snooze, but there was no sleep for us (bc Riverside SUX) and we had a LOT to discuss. We talk Daniel Ricciardo's really not at all tragic layoff, Fernando Alonso being the reincarnation of Cthulhu, Ferrari's talk to text radio strategy, how F1 continues to prove it's the best reality show in the game, throw in a French lesson and some commonly misused phrases for all you dummies, AND give the definitive answer to that age-old debate "Does size really matter?"

Note to Jeni's dad who listens religiously -- you can skip from 27:15 to 32:01.

WE MISS U, BRIAN!

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