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Aug 2022
1h 11m

A (BAD BROAD) TWILIGHT SAGA

Dear Media, Madison Murphy
About this episode
THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! It's time to deep dive the movie I love/hate most: Twilight. I give you a rundown of how it began and how it got to where it is now, but I also offer my unfiltered thoughts about the religious undertones and the use of purity culture throughout the story. I also brought back the LOVE/HATE segment! This episode is juicy and unhinged, ... Show More
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