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Aug 2022
1h 7m

"I'M IN LOVE WITH 200FT MEN"

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About this episode

A caller tells me that she has an unusual sexual obsession with giant men over 200ft tall. We chat about how it has affected her romantic life, as well as how it feels to have a fantasy that’s physically impossible to fulfill.

Afterwards a caller suspects that they may be able to predict the future via their dreams, a caller expresses his guilt from a major mistake he made in high school, and a woman reflects on what has empowered her to begin her new career as a stripper.

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