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Jul 2022
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29: There Would Be 10 or 20 Guys With Me...

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About this episode

This week Nigel speaks with former Japanese AV star Maria Ozawa! They chat EVERYTHING about her career to date, it's a fascinating chat and we hope you enjoy it.

Subscribe to Maria: https://www.youtube.com/c/MariaOzawaOfficial/videos

Big thanks to Tokyo Comedy Bar for letting us film there, go check them out if you live in Tokyo: https://www.tokyocomedybar.com/ 

0:00 - Nigel and Matt preamble and Nigel STILL doesn't have his Canadian visa.

4:53 - How Maria was introduced to the Japanese AV industry

15:00 - Maria came to watch Nigel's show in Tokyo and Maria's history owning different bars

26:00 - Nigel wants Maria to marry one of her elderly bar visitors

35:00 - What it's like to date as an AV star and she describes what her DMs are like

47:30 - Nigel and Maria's experiences with acting and Maria reveals her overall thoughts on her time as an AV star.

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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