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Jul 2022
58m 32s

"I COLLECT PEOPLE'S HAIR"

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After gathering strands of human hair for 3 years, a caller begins to wonder if they have a problem. Then a pet owner tells me they’re addicted to huffing their cat’s fur, a caller speaks on the challenges of pursuing a career in cosmetology with a debilitating neurological disorder, a caller discusses his strange relationship with his ex-girlfriends dad, a ... Show More
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