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Jun 2022
58m 51s

"MY EX MIGHT BE A CANNIBAL"

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About this episode

We hear from a caller that after numerous red flags has reason to believe her ex-boyfriend is a cannibal. She tells us in detail about the uncomfortable events that lead to this theory.

Then we talk to a caller who’s ex-girlfriend is maintaining a friendship with his grandma even after they’ve broken up, a caller who is cheating on his girlfriend with another man, a caller addicted to reckless driving, and a caller who is having to “reverse come out” after already telling his parents he’s gay.

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