People Born in the 1900s are Old

This episode is dedicated to a dear friend of the SQL Server community - Hugo Kornelis. Hugo, this one is for you ❤️ Relevant links: Game over - SQLServerFast.com Meet Hugo Kornelis, Execution Plan Expert. - Brent Ozar Unlimited® 

Guy and Eitan are spiritually obligated to talk about Microsoft's announcements made at SQLCon/FabCon Europe 2026 that took place on September. UGH... FINE! Relevant links: What's new across Microsoft SQL at SQLCon/FabCon Europe 2026 - Azure SQL Dev Corner More performance and fl ... Show More

Guy and Eitan discuss an interesting case study where crazy high CPU was detected after an upgrade to SQL Server 2025. Relevant links: SQL 2025 showing crazy-high CPU | LobsterPot Solutions Enable Automatic Tuning - Azure SQL Database & Azure SQL Managed Instance | Microsoft Lear ... Show More

ON THE SHOW TODAY: Tradie vs Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News Pop Quiz Kyle's Product Review Guy Only Wants Male Employee At Bunnings O News Missed Connection Google Predicts Asparagus Psychic O News Last Calls Follow us @kyleandjackieo for more!See omnystudio.com/listener ... Show More

Jillian and Shruti walk you through the latest and greatest updates. Chapters: 01:13 Analytics 03:02 Application Integration 04:47 Artificial Intelligence 06:57 Compute 10:41 Customer Engagement 10:57 Databases 11:10 Developer Tools 11:43 Front End Web & Mobile 12:45 Internet of ... Show More

Pre-show: Cauterized pants Show administrivia 🎄🕎 NEW MEMBER’S SPECIAL!! 🕎🎄 🎅🏻 Give the gift of ATP! 🎅🏻 Follow-up: More on Apple’s Blue Ocean The 🇪🇺 is doing 🇪🇺 things …and Apple is doing Apple things 📟 Battle Yet more on ECC RAM from Jonathan Dietz Jr. Micron whitepa ... Show More

ON THE SHOW TODAY: Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News Pop Quiz How To Successfully Have An Affair Split Or Steal O News Psychopath Test Jackie's Throwback Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

ON THE SHOW TODAY: Tradie V Lady Dr. KIIS Birthday Wheel O News Pop Quiz Beau Ryan Split Or Steal Ante The Aura Reader Remember Me O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.