logo
episode-header-image
Jun 2022
1h 39m

TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons

Scott Johnson
About this episode
Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your Tortillas. I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is It Too Early for a Funny Frisch Chipsfrisch? German is a Big Language. Use my baldness to my advantage. I Would Gladly Throw That At Your Head. I don't like Blowing Peeeeeas! Get the Mucinex Monkey Off My Back. It's Not Magic Bobby, It's an Illusion! Knurling Knobs with Bill. Well Rendered Fish Sandwiches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Up next
Yesterday
TMS 3069: Capable Dinks
My favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape. Palindromic baseball records. Flick the Turd. Going Full Yen. You can go your Subway. Talk Like You Got Some Sense Day. Fly ... Show More
1h 4m
Sep 15
TMS 3068: Island of the Hut
Whimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked Chicken Chalupa? The Big Fat Thorbowski. Batman Bob. Your little Ultron mouth. Can I get my sandwich delivered, extra pickles, ... Show More
1h 11m
Sep 14
TMS 3067: Feral Kids
Gosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have feet? Because I would, like, seriously wanted to know! Teenage alpaca. Bank Miles Teller. Imagine Articulated Dragons. B ... Show More
1h 25m
Recommended Episodes
Sep 2023
TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption
Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me and a Spice Girl (Losing My Religion). What Happened In Vegas Came Home With Brian. Left us to flounder while you did shit. Penny ... Show More
2h 12m
Mar 2024
EP69: Limb-y
It's a particularly LIMBY eppy this week - expect arms, legs, heads and Rafe Spall's cheese and pickle sandwich. We also slag off an incel comedian, discuss One Day, more on MH370 and ARE DOGS TELEPATHIC? Stories include - a nightshift security guard in a creepy depot, a dead gir ... Show More
1h 2m
Jan 2024
Handy Me Down
Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode. Bryan loves a British comedy But he doesn’t get the jokes The thousand pound sisters Bryan’s household is worse than he thinks He's having a come to je ... Show More
1h 3m
May 2025
r/Offmychest I Accidentally Killed My Friend
0:00 Intro 0:14 Gave out a name 3:37 Stinky parts 5:55 Comment 7:02 Distracted driver 8:39 Rich kid 12:22 Bald man Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 
15m 49s
Jun 2023
r/AITA "I Own Your Uterus"
0:00 Intro 0:07 Delusional friend 2:07 Family vacation 6:41 No longer paying 9:21 Dumb decision 13:15 Banned over tomato sauce 16:12 Marinara flags Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 
19m 1s
Jul 2021
Mr. Syphilisupagis
This week on Brilliant Idiots Charlamage and Andrew discuss the NBA finals, haunted hotels, Jeff Bezos going to space, Tom Brady joking with president Joe Biden, Charlamagne talks about his new Comedy Central show, ask an idiots, and more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ... Show More
1h 40m
Nov 2019
Monday Morning Podcast 11-4-19
Bill rambles about Pats/Ravens, old man shit, and fighting a cat.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. 
1h 5m