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Mar 2022
1h 3m

"MY AUNT HIT ON ME"

Lyle Drescher
About this episode

A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives her opinion on it.

Then I hear from a caller who is plagued by daily nightmares, discover a new way to use the bathroom, and chat with farmer who was on SNL. 

I am a gecko.

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