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Jun 2022
35m 14s

I Don’t Want My House To Smell Like Poos...

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About this episode

Ben got asked to by tampons for his wife for the very first time. He recounts the struggle! Plus Liam built up his confidence and gave a builder a “howler” turns out it was misplaced.

  1. What’s something that men will never understand? 
  2. 610 Quiz: Jack Sparrow Impression  
  3. Liam’s misplaced howler  
  4. How do you spoil your inner child?  
  5. Love Rat: Longest dry spells  
  6. What’s Trending: The Pooshy candle 

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