Gums of pink, are gonna stink / Gums of red, are fonts of dread. Teeth are unwelcome in our parish! Yet, hygiene is a virtue. Ohh, we’re complicated—no easy answers in the Story! You must yeeeearn.
Invocation
The Washing of Chalms
Liturgical Reading: “The Swollen Mouth of Family”
Concluding Prayer
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Nov 2024
Now That’s What I Call Story Vol 1 - Q&A and Preview
The bell is ringing, children! Come inside, children. Hear about our new album: Now That’s What I Call Story - Volume One, children. We talk with Liturgical Director Carl about his musical deeds, children. Plus, children, there is a long-awaited Q&A! Hear us drop the veil and pla ... Show More
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Jun 2024
Do tongue scrapers actually help with bad breath?
According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, our mouths host no fewer than 700 species of microbes, including “germs like bacteria, fungus and more”. Some are helpful in producing vitamins, or aiding in digestion, for example, but others can cause problems like ... Show More
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