Episode 89: Can't Win for Losing Weight

This week on Page 7 we're celebratin' our OWN Fleet Week with the captain of the SS BC, Holden McNeely, AND THEY'RE SETTIN' DOCK! Celin Dion IS BACK BABY, Lady Gaga has become Mama Gaga as she's wanted to, CONGRATULATIONS! Speakin' of STEFANI GERMANOTTA, we're takin' another look ... Show More

Jackie and MJ are BACK with some slippy sloppin' Second Helpins as they start it RIGHT OFF with the fact that Jim Thornton really did do what he did. On a plane. Meghan Markle and Harry are COOOOOMIN' HOOOME to the UK because NO ONE WANTS 'EM IN AMERICA! Then we got some announce ... Show More

It's a solemn week here at Page 7 as Natalie Jean joins us to process the tragedy that was 'Gay 9/11' aka Dolly Parton and Tim Curry sadly passing on the same day. Never Forget. BUT IN LIGHTER NEWS, Carrie Underwood has fully embraced 'guy who punches holes in drywall' as her new ... Show More

Today's Proceedings: A boyfriend that eats too many apples, a woman who doesn't get the party she deserves, a man working out in front of old ladies, and a card game gone awry. We also throw out a few hot takes and some tweets that shook us. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitt ... Show More

Today's proceedings: An Apple Review of a risqué shot, a Facebook ring shaming group, a family on a fluffy blanket, and a gender reveal gone wrong. We also discuss some business expenses for the podcast's future! Rate and Review our podcast and share it with your friends! ... Show More

Today's Proceedings: We receive an unbiased review of the show from a listener. A man accidentally makes a fool of himself in the grocery store while possible destroying a marriage in the process. A woman awakes from a nap only to be in a living nightmare. We discuss a listener' ... Show More

This week we’re checking in on Jennifer Dilandro’s show because she had a fabulous guest - the mediocre and bland Mario Bosco! They talk about all the exciting things going on in their lives like haggling for better deals, purchasing clothing, and getting lost trying to find the ... Show More

Keith talks about the status of his member while wearing parachute pants. Amy and crew talk about how comics walk a fine line between arrogance and wanting to shrivel up and die when people say they suck. Also, Oprah AND Gayle are up on this week’s Pound It or Pass. Learn more ab ... Show More

On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we talk about how kids can’t read anymore, Larry David’s feud with Elmo, the new Apple Vision headset, and how the Zombie Apocalypse is kind of ableist. To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwichYT Don’t forget to subscrib ... Show More

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit <a href="https://www.wethefifth.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_7">www.wethefifth.com</a><br/><br/><p>* Matt hasn’t seen Oppenheimer </p><p>* Brittany Murphy is dead, probably from myocarditis. Kmele is sur ... Show More

This week we’re checking in on a couple of podcasts we haven’t heard before, starting with a show about sex and sex workers. When adults use words like “naughty,” you know it’s going to be lame. But then we check out a show about obese women dating. I’d rather be engaged in “bloo ... Show More

The future of the podcast is up in the air so make sure to follow Nikki on Twitter for more information. No politician writes their own joke. Everyone talks about the new iPhone update and all the fun ways to use the confetti function. It's time for everyone's favorite game show ... Show More