Slim thinks he's making progress with his diet, but he's still kind of eating like shit. He is getting lots of exercise, however, from jerking off to virtual reality porn. Miami food expert Andrew Giambarba (@andymiami) tells the guys where to take women they're trying to bag, and lots of other cool Miami food stuff. Dumb Shit Tweet of The Week is now known as Don't Be an Asshole. Finally, what would you do if you had all of the infinity stones?