Today is one of those episodes you can't miss. Sarah talks about grooming cat butts & why she's afraid of car washs. Hear why movie theaters are getting super fancy. Susie talks about a woman who found pot in her Graze box, & Sarah tries to teach Susie about weed. It didn't go well. Find out about a service that will upload your brain, but will kill ... Show More
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951: Eating Etiquette, Silly Sports Pics, & Distance Self-Talk
A popular outdoor brand somehow thought it was a good idea to set off an elaborate, polluting firework display and we are not impressed. We learn why doofuses are strapping iPads to tortoise backs. Sarah explains what "distance self-talk" is and why it can be helpful or hurtful d ... Show More
58m 19s
Oct 6
950: Lilith Fair, Nuns on the Run, & Karen's Baseball
Sarah went gay line-dancing, which is like regular line-dancing, but awesome! And now she's hooked. We discuss the Lilith Fair documentary, how the festival compares to Woodstock 99, why women should run more stuff, and why we have a lot of concerts to go to now. We learn about t ... Show More
1h 1m
Oct 2
949: Grimace, David's Eyes, & Butt-Sniffing Bandit
Sarah almost got swindled by her mechanic, but she's putting her foot down on the brakes. We learn what McDonald's claims Grimace is, and why Susie thinks they are lying and doing revisionist history for lolz. Sarah found out a fun fact about the David statue, but she is convince ... Show More
51 m
Sep 2024
Life Is Short(er) Re-Run: PorchFest, Hibachi Memories, and Giggle Fits 🧀
The guys catch up about Christian’s experience at PorchFest this year, the annual Connecticut tradition where bands set up stages on neighborhood porches (and how Christian didn’t move from his porch the whole time). Justin recounts the walk down memory lane he and Kate had after ... Show More
50m 27s
Aug 26
Re: Honey, We Bought A Zoo
This week we’re back at the titular factory to process some of the weirder items on our conveyor belt: our accidental joint-read of The Handmaid’s Secret, Becca’s manicure-turned-nail-surgery, our occupations in a past life, Tucker’s Jurassic Park-sponsored haircut, reaching the ... Show More
1h 2m
Feb 2025
Bikini Baristas, Trash Of The Trailers, Ugly Lady Liquor Store
Crazy one star reviews, complaints & grievances!! A coffee shop that specializes in bikini clad baristas, with certain men deciding they shouldn't have to wear pants, either. An RV park that is best described as "the place where your stolen car will be found". A very personal ite ... Show More
1h 5m
Sep 12
Whoopi's Retirement Woes, Bill Maher's OnlyFans Obsession, and Oprah Praises Elizabeth Gilbert
Maureen slays the roundtable at The View, zeroing in on Whoopi Goldberg and her history of being on the wrong side of several cultural arguments, plus her absurd claim that she can't afford to retire. Then Maureen takes another swing at Bill Maher for what seems to be an obsessio ... Show More
1h 16m
Apr 2025
Link's Trip to Seattle | Ear Biscuits Ep. 467
Word on the street is, one of us is baby girl. In this episode, Link is talking about his trip to Seattle filled with food and record shopping, they debate who is more “babygirl” than the other, and whether or not they have any traits that are weird enough to be deemed “serial ki ... Show More
1h 9m
Aug 18
Christian & Kat - A Golf Date That Went Way Off Course
Christian thought he planned the perfect first date—18 holes of golf, laughs, and even matching dance moves on the green. But when his date Kat suddenly ghosted him with nothing more than a single thumbs-up emoji, he was left confused. Was it the flashy golf shoes, the endless ca ... Show More
10m 20s