We Got Screwed

To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 

Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 

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Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with your dilemmas on noisy neighbours, toast thieves on holiday, and what to do when your partner’s bogey finds its way on to your lip.If yo ... Show More

The guys vent about lockdown rules and Sebastian's friend shows him subpar hospitality skills. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising. 

Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally ... Show More

The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time. ... Show More

Jordan’s fuddling up his mucking words again… but he’s not the only one, lots of you have been in touch with the words and phrases they’ve mixed up. Plus the boys hear about a Yorkshire themed pub on the other side of the world with a questionable use of pineapple.If you want to ... Show More

We're irritated about our fancy things. 

From a Cost Per Shag conundrum to an erotic photo fail, William and Jordan help you navigate more modern day dilemmas.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, a ... Show More

We had technical difficulties. Whaddya gonna do about it? 

Today's Proceedings: An incel who gets his way, a man walked in on during his "free time," and a man with unusual bathroom habits.  We also discuss a few personal accounts of our "free time" being interrupted as well as our experience with Be the Match. Support this podcast: ht ... Show More