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May 2022

1h 8m

Aur Naurnia

About this episode

Today we’re giving the Virgins what they really want by finally speaking on allll things Lord of The Rings
Fran & Rose’s Middle Earth alter egos
J.R.R. Tolkien & C.S. Lewis’s gay romance
Elf dick + Hobbit hole?
Is it Surreal or So Real?
Dance Fever, obviously
An Into the Woods review
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are Back

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