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Mar 2021
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Would Earth bounce if you shrank it? How do you write italics by hand? How do I overcome vaccine jealousy? How do pupils dilate? How do I write a story without my parents knowing? Will The Anthropocene Reviewed book have special signatures? What is tape made of? Hank Green and John Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjo ... Show More
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