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Aug 2021
40m 26s

'She will not be a puppet any more!'

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

This week’s Luanna is a little prerecord, seeing as both girls are on holiday! Luisa has a little wheelchair rant, Andrew’s been ramming her on a travelator…, Anna reveals a disturbing ‘Stiffler’s Mom’ situation, a godly question, a parental dilemma and pooing up a wall in Rome.

Plus, Britney updates, David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston and neighbourly politics.

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