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Apr 2022
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328: The Dear John Episode

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Do bees know what they're doing? Do you worry that you'll run out of thoughts? What is the wildest thing some rando has ever said to you? Can my weekend sleep schedule be different? Why are advertisements so annoying? How do ships traveling at half speed save fuel? What are the implications of a tiny plastic baby? How do you do anything when the world is ending? John Green has answers!

 

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"Dear Hank and John Theme" by Gunnarolla

"Stolen Hearts" by T. Morri

"Becoming Mr. Bossa" by Redeemin'

 

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