Bert Kreischer aka “The Machine” got involved with the Russian mafia 25 years ago and it became his biggest story ever… so as gift Andrew got him some Russian memorabilia to honor his time there
0:00 - start
1:00 - 2 Bears Race Team
7:00 - Bert can't have a Bus Muse
17:40 - CNN's Don Lemon's salary
29:00 - Bert's viral "The Machine"
38:00 - Bert loves Russ ... Show More
Yesterday
Jordan Jensen wants to Smash her Dad, Bad Acid Trips, & God is a Woman?
YERRR – this one’s off the rails. The boys go in on hot dads, horse girls, poppers, and stinky balls—yes, really. We got: – Trump, trauma dates & subway pitbulls – Molly, microdosing & addiction to love – Waxing, warlord comedy & stand-up at your dad’s funeral All that and more o ... Show More
2h 14m
Oct 1
Matt McCusker on Bad Bunny Super Bowl, Life as a Drug Dealer, + Schulz is Back
YERRR – Andrew’s back, and things get weird fast. From Bad Bunny hot takes to getting robbed, getting caught, and gangs, this episode goes off the rails. We got: – Native flutes & nocturnal emishes – Weddings, parenting guilt & TikTok scams – Sydney Sweeney tributes, and Matt on ... Show More
2h 4m
Sep 24
Dr. K on Fixing Your Anxiety, Redpill Men Are Good, & Beating Cheap Dopamine
YERRR – the boys linked up with Healthy Gamer GG for a marathon deep dive into the mind, ego, and trauma. Dr. K makes this episode part therapy, part philosophy, part “bro-yap,” and it gets real. Dr. Alok Kanojia and the boys are talking: – Mid-life crisis and almost becoming a m ... Show More
2h 43m
Apr 2024
Conan O'Brien's new show, Rob Schneider says Not True, Ricky Gervais shows Jim Gaffigan how its done,
Sesame Street Writers Strike: A Comedic Take
Rob Schneider's Stand-Up Controversy
Jerrod Carmichael's Regret Over Chappelle Comments
Joe Rogan Discusses SNL's Limitations
Conan O'Brien's New HBO Max Show
David Cross's Star-Studded Central Park Show
John Leguizamo's Piñata Protes ... Show More
15m 23s
May 2022
Ep. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
We have a special guest bear joining Bert Kreischer today... it's Mark Normand! They talk about iconic standup comedy sets from black comedians, prescription pills, and Bert getting hurt on his Travel Channel show. They trade stories about first experiences with drugs, alcohol an ... Show More
1h 26m
Mar 2022
Ep. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's experience watching Tyler Perry's "A Madea Homecoming," Britney Spears' insane Instagram posts, W. Kamau Bell's new docuseries "We Need to Talk About Cosby," and David Spade's episode of 2 Bea ... Show More
1h 21m
Jul 2022
Ep. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this week’s episode! Bert recaps his Fully Loaded tour with Dave Attell, Shane Gillis, Big Jay Oakerson, Taylor Tomlinson, and many more comics. They also discuss Tom’s appearance on The Late Show With Stephen C ... Show More
1h 24m
Apr 2023
Bert’s Biggest Fears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 179
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Bert’s experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, h ... Show More
1h 19m
Mar 2021
Bill Burr to play the Rose Bowl! (Parking lot)
The Comedy Store announces shows in the Rose Bowl parking lot featuring Bill Burr, David Spade, Whitney Cummings, Jeff Ross, Iliza Shlesinger, Fortune Feimster, Donnell Rawlings and more.
More horrible allegations against Chris D'Elia
Eddie Murphy talks about a MAGA gag that soun ... Show More
16m 15s