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Feb 2022
24m 9s

Chapter 1: Meet the Players

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Meet Allie: 26, kind of a mess (but a hot mess!), recently fired from her restaurant job and dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party with her best friend Gabe (who is also narrating events from the near-future), hoping to get wasted and leave this trash heap of a year ... Show More
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