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Feb 2022
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Chapter 1: Meet the Players

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Meet Allie: 26, kind of a mess (but a hot mess!), recently fired from her restaurant job and dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party with her best friend Gabe (who is also narrating events from the near-future), hoping to get wasted and leave this trash heap of a year behind. Maybe 2022 is going to be her year? Spoiler... it’s not! But Gabe lets us know this party is still important because by the end of the month Allie’s going to bone, marry, and bury three different people... and they’re all at this party. Let the games begin!

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