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Jan 2022
41m 18s

Masturbation, Boycotts, Existence

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About this episode

Sarah Silverman likes to get high, but do you know what she loves doing afterward? Listen to find out!

Then, Sarah has a caller asking if she’s boycotting Amazon, to which she responds with an important question that we should all be asking ourselves. Listen to hear a never-before-told masturbation story of hers. And, Sarah learns about chunking!

This week callers leave Sarah with some questions of her own like, was there a progression to the Gilligan’s Island theme song? And why can’t a tall gay man bottom?

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