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Dec 2021
45m 20s

1: First Episode!

ALL THINGS COMEDY
About this episode

Welcome to Episode #1 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, a comedy podcast about disappointment! Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #2.

In this episode, Nigel’s disappointed that...

0:00 Hook and intro

03:10 Parisian burlesque dancers don’t incorporate ping pong balls in their act,

26:45 Ariana Grande’s Asian now, and

34:53 listener Bradley’s holiday to Disney World ended in Orange County prison.

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