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Aug 2021
1h 38m

27: Put Em' in Rice...

Morgan Absher
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Jerry (DAD)! They're talking about stories where these peoples way of thinking is a bit broken or 'off'.  First up are the light stories! A girl's boyfriend has been taking pictures of her dad, a guy finds out its not normal to have a poop knife, a girl has been peeing on her boyfriend, an i ... Show More
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