This week's episode is a special occasion, you filthy animals. So trim your nose hair, shave your shoulders, and slather on some Drakkar Noir to cover up your disgusting musk. Trixie and Katya explore such weighty topics as traveling toddlers, murderous maladies, and automotive intercourse. So dim the lamps, light the jack-o-lantern, and settle in to experie ... Show More
Today
Meatball and the Forbidden Posterior Pickle
As night fell and the city surrendered to shadow, Meatball and Trixie embarked upon a feverish pilgrimage through humanity’s most sacred mysteries: the ceremonial placement of pickles in derrieres, Tokyo’s boundless reverence for American mass, and the strange, ancient show-busin ... Show More
55m 36s
Sep 22
Roz Hernandez Should Be More Famous
The deliciously-delightful and splendidly-spooky Roz Hernandez descends upon the studio like a Victorian apparition with gorgeous bangs, joining Trixie for a feverish symposium on ghosts, gays, and conservatives who know suspiciously too many lyrics to Wicked. Together, they peer ... Show More
52m 11s
Jan 2021
"You Can't Tell Me Anything" (w/ Trixie Mattel)
Alright, well! It's a moment in Las Cultch history, readers, as the one and only Trixie Mattel joins Matt & Bowen to discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the traumas and dramas of keeping a pet alive, submitting to the lifestyle that is watching 90 Day Fianceé and only 90 Day Fiance ... Show More
1h 48m
Oct 2025
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS, ALEX COOPER, & UNWELL FEST RECAP
On today's spooky episode of Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana serve in their Death Becomes Her costumes and spill all the tea on working with Alex Cooper at Unwell Fest, their chaotic travel experience to get to Vegas and an embarrassing story with a celebrity Tana did not know! All ... Show More
1h 19m
Feb 2022
Episode 46: TANGENTIALLY!
The Jokes On You girls are 4/4 with 2022 episodes and this week we’re SERVING FACE… In this episode, we run the gamut of makeup experiences. From eyebrow mistakes to lips with no liner, we discuss it all!
Talley was in the mall waxing people’s eyebrows clean tf off, Mel was 13 ... Show More
1h 37m
Oct 2022
Dad’s Costumes And Witch Kegels | DFMB Episode 16
It’s almost Halloween! Charles helps a listener propose to their boyfriend, learns about kegels, and enlightens Link on his many Halloween costumes. The two share stories of teenage Halloween mischief. Plus, Charles creates foley for horror movies in a new segment called, “Who Ne ... Show More
32m 44s