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Sep 2021
42m 8s

Texas, Godless, Afterlife

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Sarah talks about getting off birth control, the group most affected by the Texas abortion law, and suggests a breakup plan for the USA. She advises callers jealous of exes, jealous of afterlife believers…and more, seeking her advice!

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