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Jun 2020
51m 42s

We Shall Fight Ourselves On The Beaches ...

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Comedian Mark Watson is this week’s special guest as Britain sacrifices public health for sunbathing and access to flatpack furniture. Are we mentally ready to get back out and be normal? Will FOMO be replaced by FOGO – Fear Of Going Out? What is the meaning of masks? Who’s behind the attacks on “Scum Media” and what are they trying to achieve? And what is ‘British Common Sense’ anyway? Ayesha Hazarika and Helen Lewis join Ros Taylor for this week’s full-length BUNKER.


  • “What you’re allowed to do seems like a blokey charter… football, fishing, cars…archery?” – Ayesha Hazarika
  • “Opening car showrooms should be very good for the nation’s optical health.” – Mark Watson
  • “Dominic Cummings promised to unite the country and to be fair, he did achieve that. Everyone hates him.” – Ayesha Hazarika
  • This government feels like people with gardens making rules for people who live in tower blocks.” – Helen Lewis


Presented by Ros Taylor with Helen Lewis and Ayesha Hazarika. Script and assistant production by Jacob Archbold. Music by Kenny Dickenson. Logo and artwork by Mark Taylor. Audio production by Alex Rees. Produced by Andrew Harrison. THE BUNKER is a Podmasters production.


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