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Dec 2018
19m 8s

S2E5- Call 999

REMY KASSIMIR
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Remy and Lili google all of the Islander's astrological signs and talk about what that means for them. This episode is full of strange first dates: Malin and Terry are thrown off by how much they like each other and Kady and Scott have the worst power-struggle date ever; but then fall in love? Remy and Lili chastise one of the Islanders for making a classic Bachelor move; don't use up your time with love interests to talk about other people! 

 

 

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