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Jun 2021
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379: ACoK Sansa I

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is the comet a sign of existential dread or something more meaningful like Dany’s dragons? Sandor deflects Joffrey’s “eye of Sauron.” The royal family needs better PR which arrives in the person of “funcle” Tyrion.  A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 379

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