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Jun 2021
38m 14s

Exercise Shorts

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About this episode

The sheer size of the Goat Brothers quads have shredded their gym shorts, so they must find a suitable replacement. They carefully consider the Glide, the Stride, and the Pride of each contender, and by episode's end their glutei are seated firmly in the greatest exercise shorts of all time.

Who wears GOAT shorts? Goats wear GOAT shorts.

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